About the brand

INDEPENDENT
SATIRE, NO APOLOGIES

How we got here

Mr. Dump Trump is a revival of a store started years ago — an independent satire and novelty-gift brand built on original parody and toilet humor.

It came back for the people who would rather laugh at the chaos than scroll through it. Same independent spirit, same refusal to take any of it too seriously.

It is not a campaign, not a fundraiser, and not affiliated with or endorsed by any candidate or political campaign. It is a punchline with a mailing address.

The Porcelain Emperor mascot: orange pompadour, crooked crown, gold toilet throne, and toilet-brush scepter.

The Porcelain Emperor · Original brand art

WHAT WE STAND FOR

Original

Original parody and toilet humor. No borrowed brands, no borrowed slogans.

Independent

No party, no candidate, no PAC. An independent brand with jokes.

Unsubtle

If it needs explaining, it's not the right joke. We aim for the gut.